Fortune Cookies
I like fortune cookies!
Why don't you make your own? Here's a sampling from 'Miss Fortune's Cookies'
http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/thefortunecookie.php
Never taunt a mammoth with a fruit pastille.
A man can't walk on water, but anyone can walk on custard.
Don't you just hate it when even the aubergines are plotting against you?
No wise man wears a brightly-glowing baseball cap.
Lots of fun!