Fortune Cookies

I like fortune cookies!

Why don't you make your own? Here's a sampling from 'Miss Fortune's Cookies'
http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/thefortunecookie.php

Never taunt a mammoth with a fruit pastille.

A man can't walk on water, but anyone can walk on custard.

Don't you just hate it when even the aubergines are plotting against you?

No wise man wears a brightly-glowing baseball cap.

Lots of fun!